A teacher receives a phone call shortly before the school day starts Caller: Mr. Brown, my son James will not come to school today because he is sick. Teacher: Who am I speaking to please? Caller: I am my father.

A 4-year-old kid was at school and his teacher told him that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet At home his mum was on the phone when he asked her what's the first letter of the alphabet so she said ""Shut up."" His dad was watching a football match when the kid asked him about the second letter of the alphabet so he said ""YES YES YES!!!"" because his favorite team had just scored. His brother was playing Bat-Man when the kid asked him what's the third letter of th…

Those childhood days(real incident) I am sharing my childhood event and this makes me laughs hilariously Teacher (on phone): You say Edward has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking? Voice: This is my father.

Socialism and racism explained. A black kid asks his mother, ""Mama, what's Socialism and what is Racism? ""Well son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, Section 8 housing, food stamps, EMC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, free computers and Internet connection, free food, free clothing, free school breakfasts and lunches, free gifts at Christmas, & on & on, you knows? That's …