Lousy elephant jokes These are best all told in rapid succession: -------- How do you fit four elephants in a VW Bug? Two in the front, one in the back, one in the glove compartment. ----------- How can you tell if there's an elephant hiding in your refrigerator? There's a set of footprints in the butter. ----------- How can you tell if there are **two** elephants hiding in your refrigerator? There are **two** sets of footprints in the butter. ----------- How can you tell if there are **three** elephants hiding in your refrigerator? *Typically someone will reply, "THREE sets of footprints in the butter?"* Nope, the door won't close. ----------- How can you tell if there are **four** elephants hiding in your refrigerator? You've got a VW Bug parked in your driveway.