A man is diagnosed with a terminal illness... He goes to his friend who is also a doctor for a second opinion. Doctor says, "I've reviewed the test results- You've only got about 6 months left to live." The man says, "Doc give it to me strait is there anything I can do?!" Doc says, "As a your doctor or as your friend?" - "as a friend, doc." This is what the doctor told him... "If I was you, I'd move to North Dakota- Marry a fat German woman with a pig farm and 7 kids." ... "What will that do, Doc? Will that cure me?" He says, "No, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life."