I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes? This one is good, although I’ll probably have to emphasize the ‘mispronouncing words’ part, and instead of blonde, the dummy will be me: *A blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time. She starts jumping on her seat shouting "Boeing Boeing Boeing". The pilot, …

Bad Salesman / Good Strategy A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. ""Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,"" said the older man. ""Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remem…

A blonde marries an elderly billionaire... When the two are engaged, her friends and family remind her, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" When the two are walking down the aisle, her friends and family whisper, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" When the two are on their Honeymoon, her friends and family phone to say, ""Make sure he puts you in the will!!"" At the funeral soon after, the blonde holds up her hand. ""Don't say it! Yes, I made sure he put me in the will."" She then looks…

An old man marries his young girlfriend... ...and naturally everyone is skeptical about the legitimacy of this relationship. He's wrinkled and arthritic, and she's a hot young blond barely into her 20's. His brother asks, ""How can you keep up with her in the bedroom?"" He puffs out his skinny old-man chest and says ""My skin may be wrinkled, but my heart's still young."" Soon enough, his wife announces she's pregnant. The old man, having never had children of his own before, is thrilled. His si…