My grand dad died in a consentration camp... John and Heimler took the night train, they were going to this awsome party, and were really drunk. John liked to joke around using the name Hitler in every sentence, to Heimlers irritation. After a while Heimle stood up and yelled ""ENOUGH JOHN!!!"" scaring the man white. ""Did you know my grand dad died in a concentration camp during world war II John?"" Said Heimler very angry towards John. John knew at this instant that he had hurt Heimler's feeli…

A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...

[Offensive] One from the pub again: an old Jewish man wins the lottery... It's a big old lottery, and he has to go up on stage to accept it. His speech? He thanks his mum, his dad, his family, and then Hitler. Everyone's all riled up. They ask: why Hitler? He rolls up his sleeve, flips his arm over, and tells the crowd: ""Well, he gave me the numbers.""

So I ran into Hitler the other day... I was at a bar and there he was sitting all by his self. I wasn't going to pass this opportunity up and went over to talk to him. Sir are you Adolf ? Yes I am !!! I killed 6 million Jews and one clown he said. Clown??? why did you kill a clown I asked. He said See!!!!!!! No one cares about the Jews !!