Hitler walks into a bar. The owner, surprised to see the German leader at his bar, asks if he’d like his top-notch bourbon on the house. “No thanks,” Hitler replies. “I’ll just take a screwdriver.” One screwdriver turned into 10 before Adolf called it quits and headed home. The next night, Hitler returned to the bar, but this time takes up the owner’s offer on the bourbon. “Even the best vodka can make a man sick if he’s had too many,” says the owner. “It wasn’t the vodka,” Hitler replies. “I…

Hitler walks into a restaurant... Adolf walks in to a restaurant and states, ""I'm hungry!"" The owner asks, ""Well, what do you want to eat?"" Hitler replies with, ""As long as it's *not-sea*food, I'm sure I'll love it!""

My grand dad died in a consentration camp... John and Heimler took the night train, they were going to this awsome party, and were really drunk. John liked to joke around using the name Hitler in every sentence, to Heimlers irritation. After a while Heimle stood up and yelled ""ENOUGH JOHN!!!"" scaring the man white. ""Did you know my grand dad died in a concentration camp during world war II John?"" Said Heimler very angry towards John. John knew at this instant that he had hurt Heimler's feeli…

A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...