😄 Flight attendant landed this one on us yesterday We just landed on the runway and the flight attend...

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Flight attendant landed this one on us yesterday We just landed on the runway and the flight attendant annouces a message over the speaker. "Hey folks...um yea sorry about that rough landing... ...wasn't the captains fault, ...definitely wasn't my fault, ...it was the asphalt." The result: a perfect mix of laughs and groans.

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