It's very rare that I laugh out loud when reading a joke, I had to share this... Last fall, a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridgeâŠSo they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, âHey BabyâŠ.. whatcha doinâ up there on that railinâ?â She says tearfully, âIâm going to commit suicide!!â While he didn't want to appear âsensitiveâ, George also didnât want to miss this âbe-a-legendâ opportunity either so he asked⊠âWell, before you jump, Honey-Babe⊠Why donât you give ole George here your best last kiss?â So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that⊠And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, âWow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! Thatâs a real talent youâre wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?â âMy parents donât like me dressing up like a girl.â Itâs still unclear whether the person jumped or was pushed!