Nasty African Joke: The virtues of paying attention to details: First year University of Kenyatta medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor, Mwangi started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, ""The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body."" For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mout…

A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body. “As a doctor, you’ll need to develop two key skills,” the professor begins. “The first is stoicism. You can’t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse’s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth. “Now do the same,” he instructs. The horrified students hesitate, but eventually…

A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body. “As a doctor

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