An 85 year old man goes to his doctor for his annual checkup... ... Doc says, Mr. Jones, I have bad news and worse news. ""Whats the worse news?"" ""You have a relatively large brain tumor that is very aggressive and the treatment options are almost nonexistent, so I'm afraid you have about 6 months to live."" Mr. Jones hangs his head for a couple moments and looks up to ask, ""And the bad news?"" ""you have Alzheimers."" Mr. Jones frowns and says, ""well, at least I don't have cancer.""

Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital

A Terrible car accident... Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital

A new patient arrived at the local health centre and the receptionist was taking down some details. “What is your age Mr. Jones?” she enquired. “I'm not telling you” came the reply. “We need to know for our records” said the receptionist sternly. “Okay, take the number 26 and double it and then add 14” said Mr. Jones.” ”That equals 66” said the receptionist. “Now take 66 away from that figure and what do you have?”" Mr. Jones retorted. “Zero” said the receptionist looking rather puzzled. “Exactl…