Jesus and Moses and another guy go for a round of golf So they all line up and Moses hits the ball first. It flies up and lands straight in the pond. Moses then walks to the pond and splits the water in half, chips his ball onto the green and pots it in for par. Jesus then steps up, again hits it into the pond. He walks on the pond finds the ball chips it up onto the green for par. This other guy looks at these two for a moment before stepping up to hit the ball. The ball flies up in the air before again landing in the pond. Amazingly a fish swallows the ball, just as it does this a big bird grabs it out of the pond, the fish drops the ball midair and it rolls into the hole for a hole in one! Moses then turns to Jesus and goes "i hate playing with your dad"