An Atheist was in the woods and a bear came after him, He got so scared, he looked up to heaven and yelled "OH MY GOD! Help me!" And a voice from Heaven came down and asked, "Does that mean you want to be a Christian?" The Atheist thinks a little bit and says, "No, make the bear a Christian." The bear, almost ready to attack, then a miracle happened. The bear's paws came together in prayer form, looked up to Heaven and said, "Bless this food which I'm about to eat." -Frank De Lima