Betting Jokes Last night I got thrown out of the casino. As a sports bettor I completely misunderstood the crap table. ~ A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Suzan, pack up your things. I just won a ฿1000 20 leg parlay!” Suzan replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!” ~ A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it…

Knock knock... Who's there? Ah. Ah who? WEREWOLVES OF LONDON

Three spies are captured in london One is German, one is French and the other is italian. First they interrogate the German spy and after 3 hours of torture he talks and is thrown back into the cell with the others. Then the French spy is interrogated, and after about 8 hours of torture they get him to talk and throw him back with the others. Last they interrogate the Italian spy and after 20 hours of torture and failing to make him say a word they give up for the day and throw him back with th…

Did you know that Paper Mario and Paper Luigi used to rent an apartment in London? They were flatmates.