😄 Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." ”Bugger that!" says Mick. "Have you seen how...

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Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." ”Bugger that!" says Mick. "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"

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Joke ID: 01KKTN5G2TWX92J4XNK57CF7TT

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