They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to the 6 million Jews. ~ Jimmy Carr.#Jimmy Carr0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I have no problems with buying tampons... I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a ""proper"" present. (Jimmy Carr)#Jimmy Carr0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? [Jimmy Carr Jokes](http://thatswhatwedo.iobad.com/post/859629085/jimmy-carr-jokes)#Jimmy Carr0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't see why you would become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide bomber on the off chance that when you die you get 72 virgins. Just become a Catholic priest and get them now. Edit: THANK EVERYONE FOR THE GOLD!! Also forgot to source the joke to Jimmy Carr.#Jimmy Carr#Religion#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr#Jimmy Carr#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp