Stanley... Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, тАЬYup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.тАЭ The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, тАЬNope, ain't Stanley .тАЭ The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, тАЬYup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.тАЭ The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, тАЬNo, it ain't Stanley.тАЭ The mortician asked, тАЬHow can you tell?тАЭ Gomer said, тАЬWell, Stanley had two ass-holes.тАЭ тАЬWhat! He had two ass-holes?тАЭ asked the mortician. тАЬYup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley with them two ass-holes.тАЭ