😄 Farming for a Nobel Prize Farmer John is driving along the road one day when he spots his neighbour...

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Farming for a Nobel Prize Farmer John is driving along the road one day when he spots his neighbour, Bill, standing on top of his tractor in the middle of his field. Overcome with curiosity, he ambles over and asks Bill what he is up to? Bill replies, "Trying to win a Nobel prize". "How do you figure?" "Well, I hear they give them to people who are outstanding in their fields!"

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