Five guys in an Audi Quattro... ...arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and says, "It'sa illegal to puta five people in a Quattro." "What are you talking about?" the driver asked. "Quattro meansa four, and you are five-a people." "Quattro is just the name of the car." "Don'ta think you can fool me! Quattro meansa four and you are five-a people, you are breakinga the law." "You idiot! Call your supervisor, I need to speak with someone with more intelligence!" "He can'ta come." "Why not?" "He'sa busy witha two guys in an Uno."