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Men will be men!! A husband went to police station for filing report for his missing wife. **Husb** : I lost my wife(mitsy), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. **Inspector** : What is her height ? **Husb** : I never noticed. **Inspector** : Slim or healthy ? **Husb** : Not slim can be healthy. **Inspector** : Colour of eyes ? **Husb** : Never noticed. **Inspector** : Colour of hair ? **Husb** : Changes according to season. **Inspector** : What was she wearing? **Husb** : some kinda suit...I don't remember exactly. **Inspector** : Was she going in a car?? **Husb** : yes. **Inspector** : can you tell me the number, name & color of the car ? **Husb** : black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre, V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip-tronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then...... **Inspector** : Don't worry sir...we will find your car ;)

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Joke ID: 01KKTNAEXXT9E8ZFNX46Z23023

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