Three men arrive at heaven... Three men arrive at heaven. There God tells them that each part of their experience in heaven will be based off of how they behaved in their lives. He says that their transportation around the streets of heaven will be based on how faithful they were in their marriages. The most faithful man who never even thought about cheating on his wife was given a Ferrari, the man who would think about cheating but never did was given an average sedan, and the man that cheated …

A man dies and is waiting to enter heaven. Talking to St. Peter St.Peter explain that he will grant him access to heaven if he answers some basics questions... So St-Peter asks: ""How many time did you cheat on your wife ?"" ""Well... to be honest I have always been faithful to her and never cheated on her"" ""Hmm... Ok.. let me check in my book..... Hmm yes my son! You do are saying the truth !"" ""May I ask you why this is relevant?"" ""Well, here in Heaven the more you have been good with you…

Three men die and go to heaven. They meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter calls up the first man. He says, ""Heaven's a big place. I'll give you a car. How nice the car is will depend on your faithfulness to your spouse on Earth. You were not very faithful. I will give you a station wagon."" St. Peter calls up the second man. He says the same thing. He gives the man a midsize car, because the man was pretty faithful to his spouse. St. Peter calls up the third man. He repeats what he said befor…

A man is driving his Ferrari on the highway... A man is driving his Ferrari on the highway speeding slightly above the limit when he sees cop lights flashing in his rear mirror. In a instant of madness, the man thinks ""what the hell, I'll just outrun him"". After a few moments of extreme speeding the man comes the his senses, realizes he is acting crazy and pulls over. As he rolls down his window the cop tells him ""I should arrest you on the spot for that but you know what, it's the end of my…