At the hunting lodge During a social meeting at a traditional hunting lodge, one of the newcomers was talking to one of the oldest there. The guy was so old he couldn't even walk or talk properly. And he was telling stories about his youth and about a hunting trip to Africa, long ago. ""So my child, I was a bit tired and no animals spotted that day that I decided to take a nap. Laid my body between a tree and a bush. All of a sudden I woke up with a noise and movement behind the bush. Over it ju…

The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe... The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe for two years. One day he wakes up to sticks poking him and sees himself surrounded by members of the tribe who lift him violently and bring him to the chief. ""For what you've done, you're going to die!"". Confused, the missionary asks: ""What have I done that I deserve to die?!"" The chief points his finger and the crowd opens up to reveal a rather white baby. ""This b…

Random acts of nature An international aid worker was volunteering at a small remote village in Africa. He was the only outsider the villagers have ever seen. But after awhile, they welcomed him into their homes. The village chief had a beautiful daughter that had caught the eye of this worker. Everyday she would make eye contact and smile at him, but he knew it was against the rules to have a relationship with her. After about a year, the unmarried beautiful daughter ended up giving birth to a …

A guy and his family are on safari... And they're traveling across Africa. they see the Giraffes, in all their majestic awkwardness, and they see the lions, with their intimidating beauty. The family then comes upon a herd of Elephants, and the child notices that one of the baby elephants is standing with his paw in the air, like he's injured. Without thinking, the kid jumps out of the Jeep, and runs up to the elephant. Turns out theres a large stick wedged in his paw. The young child pulls the …