An engineer sees a fellow engineer on a new bike... An engineer was walking along one day when another engineer friend of his rides up on a brand new bicycle. "That is an awesome bike. Where did you get it?" He asks. "Well," his friend replied "It was the strangest thing. I was sitting on a bench in the park, minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up, got off the bike and then took all of her clothes off right in front of me! Then she said 'Take what you want!'" The first engineer replied "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you!"