Three prisoners There men are sentenced to 10 years in prison. However, the judge has allowed them an unlimited supply of whatever they want, within reason. The first man requests any meals he wants, it is granted. The second man requests any drinks he wants, it is granted. The third man requests any cigarettes he wants, and it is granted. Ten years later, the prisoners are released. The first man is let out of his cell, much fatter than before. The second man is released... stumbles three st…

The Vagrants Five men were brought in front of a judge on charges of vagrancy, public indecency and solicitation. They insisted, however, that they were just looking for work. "What do you do?", the judge asked the first man. “I’m a cork soaker.” The judge blinked. “Pardon?” “I’m a cork soaker. I worked at a wine bottling plant, soaking corks in water and making sure they fit the wine bottles perfectly when we sealed them up.” “Okay, what about you?”, the judge asked the second man. …

After committing very heinous crimes, three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement. However, they are allowed to have *one* form of luxury for their sentence. The first man requests a large stack of legal textbooks for his cell. The second man asks for a large stack of medical textbooks. The third man, on the other hand, requests 200 packs of cigarettes. 20 years have passed, and the three men are each released. The first man looks very pleased with himself and says to the w…

Three men are shipwrecked... ... they drift towards an island unconsciously. They awake to be taken captive by a local cannibalistic tribe. The tribe chief tells the first man that the tribe will eat his meat, and he is to chose his own death. The man thinks about it and decides decapitation. So he is decapitated. The chief then tells the second man that they will use his bones to create drumsticks with which they will play their drums. He is allowed to chose his own form of execution as well. S…