I must be getting old... While reading a post about someone asking for "short clean jokes" this one came to my mind and I can't believe I remember it entirely after such a long time... I do not remember having read it here but if it's a repeat ~ I'm sorry... So here goes... _____________________________ **1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?** ***Correct Answer :*** Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. *This question tested whether you tend to do simple things in complicated way.* **2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?** Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator ? Wrong Answer ! ***Correct Answer :*** Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and then close the door. *This tested your ability to think about repercussions of your previous actions.* **3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animal are attending except one. Which animal did not attend ?** ***Correct Answer :*** The Elephant. The elephant is still in the fridge. Don't you remember that you just put him in there ? *This tested your memory.* Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, Now, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities... **4. There is a river that you must cross but it is used by big crocodiles. You do not have a boat. What do you do ?** ***Correct Answer :*** You just jump in river and swim across. Have you not been listening ??? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. And tha... tha... tha... that's all folks ! Edit : Spelling errors Edit : More spelling errors