Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today? Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents. Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred? Alfred : They Told Me To Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents.

Can anyone use the word "contagious" in a sentence? Julia raises her hand. “Yes, Julia?” She answers, “I was at the dentist’s office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious.” “Very good, Julia!” the teacher said, “Anyone else want to try?” Shazza raises her hand. “Yes, Shazza?” She answers, “My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns. He says yawning is contagious.” “Excellent work, Shazza! Very creative…

Here’s my cake day joke Me: Bruce and I are teaming up for a 3 member mission and are looking for a second person. Would you like to join us? Them: Uhh... do you mean a third person? Me: Bruce is 3rd person, I is first person, you is second person

If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce