Arthur and Friends The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift. But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had? When did King Arthurs men practice? Joust at night. Kings are old when they reach the age of sovereignty -- then they worry about their receding heir line. For kings, uprisings were a peasant surprise. Puns can be made on any subject, but not kings. Kings aren't subjects.