One day Jesus is helping St. Peter at the Gates to Heaven... One day Jesus is helping St. Peter at the Gates to Heaven when an old man approaches. "What have you done to enter Paradise?" Jesus asks. "Me?" replies the old man, "not much, I am just a simple carpenter but my son makes me worthy." "Your son?" asks Jesus "Yes, my son. He was born under remarkable circumstances and underwent a miraculous transformation. He was loved by many and continues to be loved to this very day. His name will never be forgotten." Jesus approaches the man and hugs him tightly, "Father!" The old man hugs him back, "Pinocchio?"