Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They're gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying awake looking up at the sky. Holmes said, ""Watson, look up. What do you see?"" ""I see thousands of stars,"" replied Watson. Then Holmes asked, ""And what does that mean to you?"" ""Well,"" said Watson ""I suppose it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"" ""To me Watson, it means someone has stolen our tent!""

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping. They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the tent. After a few hours of playing cards and joking by the fire, they extinguished the fire and went to sleep. Holmes awoke Watson in the middle of the night and they looked up at the starry night sky. "Watson, look at the sky, what do you see?" "I see thousands of shining stars, and it's hard to believe how many millions of billions of miles away …

Sherlock Holmes returned to 221B Baker Street He was carrying a box of lemons in his arms. When Doctor Watson saw the box, he asked "Well where did those come from?" And Holmes answered "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."