No one believes seniors . . . An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked …

The cost of happiness Tim and Steve were catching up at their 30th college reunion. After the initial frenzy of catching up settled down, Tim could tell that Steve was a bit down in the dumps, so he starts digging. Steve admits that aren't as perfect as they may look from the outside. Tim says, "But Steve, you are the model of success. You have taken two companies public and cashed out with so much money there is almost nothing you can't buy. Your kids turned out great, you widely r…

How can I get in to heaven? "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class. ​ "NO!" the children all answered. ​ "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" ​ Again, the answer was, "NO!" ​ "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, …

Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…