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5 people are in a plane that is about to crash. The five people are: -Trump -Morgan Freeman -Larry Page -The Pope -A schoolboy There are only 4 parachutes. Morgan freeman says that he is an entertainer of millions, and jumps out of the plane with a parachute. Larry Page says that he founded Google, and jumps out of the plane with a parachute. Trump says that he is the smartest man in America, and jumps out of the plane with a parachute. There are only two people left, and one parachute. The Pope says "I have lived a long and happy life, you can take the parachute" to the schoolboy. The schoolboy replies "no, it's OK, we can both go, the smartest man in America took my backpack!"

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Joke ID: 01KKTN4WKJ6RR58DGXS9JV8DBB

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