My Wife and I Were Sitting at a Table At her high school reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging a beer as he sat at a nearby table. I asked her ""Do you know him?"" ""Yes"" she sighed. ""He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago & he hasn't been sober since. ""WOW"" I said. ""Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long?!?"" And that's when the fight started....

What Not to Say to a Policeman -- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. -- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving. -- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! -- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. -- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? -- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband. -- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over? -- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles …

My wife saw her ex high school boyfriend drunk in the street. She said he started drinking when she broke up with him after graduation decades ago. I said....

My Wife and I Were Sitting at a Table At her high school reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging a beer as he sat at a nearby table. I asked her "Do you know him?" "Yes" she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago & he hasn't been sober since. "WOW" I said. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long?!?" And that's when the fight started....