Weather didn’t look great So I asked Siri: “Siri, surely it isn’t going to rain today” Siri replied “It is and don’t’ call me Shirley” I realised I had left my phone in airplane mode.

Just asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?" She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley" ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.

I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content

My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing.