Dorothy is stuck in Oz Apparently magical footwear can't solve all of your problems. So she stays put. Decades go by, and technology advances. Dorothy, realizing that things get boring without witches trying to murder you, gets a laptop. She installs Internet Explorer, and the connection is terrible. Dorothy uninstalls it. She gives Firefox a try. Better, but still pretty awful. Finally she tries Google's internet browser. The connection is STILL not good. She sighs, realizing that Oz just has t…