if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like "yo why did u kill that kid"

My grand dad died in a consentration camp... John and Heimler took the night train, they were going to this awsome party, and were really drunk. John liked to joke around using the name Hitler in every sentence, to Heimlers irritation. After a while Heimle stood up and yelled ""ENOUGH JOHN!!!"" scaring the man white. ""Did you know my grand dad died in a concentration camp during world war II John?"" Said Heimler very angry towards John. John knew at this instant that he had hurt Heimler's feeli…

A German, an American and an Englishman are standing by the sea... They're talking about their military's efficiency. The American boldly claims ""Our American submarines can last a month under water without ever having to go up!"". The Englishman laughs and says ""That's nothing. Our Royal Navy submarines can last half a year under water without ever having to go up!"" Both look at the German who remains silent. Suddenly a submarine emerges before them and a man jumps out shouting: ""Heil Hitle…

Sir, we're mining useless ores! A soldier said, ""Sir, we're mining useless ores!"" Hitler thinks for a minute and responds, ""Mine less."" A grammar nazi runs up and says, ""MINE FEWER"" Hitler looks up, ""Yes?""