Pat worked at a pickle factory. Pat worked at a pickle factory, and Mike would always bet him that he wouldn't put his pecker into the pickle slicer. He would always decline and recuse to do it. One day, after ten years of hearing it every day, he finally took Mike up on his bet. Later that day, Pat arrived home early and greeted his wife. "Why are you home so early? What's wrong?" "I put my pecker in the pickle slicer," Pat said. Panicked, his wife ripped off his pants to inspect the damage. "Nothing is wrong with your pecker, everything is there. What happened to the pickle slicer?" Pat's response: "Oh, she got fired too."