Two pilots are landing a plane. Two pilots are preparing to land and they're coming in hot. The wheels touch the tarmac and before you know it they're off the other end. 100mph through the grass, the fence and they smash through the gates. Glass and bags go everywhere. When they finally come to a stop the pilot looks at his co-pilot and says "That was the shortest runway I've ever seen!" The co-pilot says" Yeah, but wasn't it wide!