Happy Fourh of July "Hey England, Happy Fourh of July." "Where's the T?" "We threw it in the harbor." Merica.#England0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
british cops are calld "bobbys"& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england#England#Kids#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[England 1320] "Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows." *waits 6 months* "K"#England0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England.#Europe#England#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon#England0🔗 ShareWhatsApp