Deductive Reasoning One day a man moves into his new house in a nice quiet neighborhood. About a day after moving in, his next door neighbor comes to greet him. His neighbor introduces himself as a professor at the local college. "Oh really, what do you teach?" The man asks. "Deductive reasoning." The neighbor responds The man had never heard of this before so he asked what it was. "Here, I'll show you." The professor said. "You have a dog house, so I deduce you have a dog, correct?" "Yes that is correct" the man responded. "So by you having a dog, I deduce you have children, right?" "Yes, that's right" "And by you having children, I deduce you have a wife?" "Yes, yes I do" "By you having a wife, I can deduce you are straight?" "Why yes I am" "Well there you have it, that's deductive reasoning" the professor said his farewells and left to go home. The man thought about deductive reasoning all day until he went out with his friend. His friend asked him how the move was. He responded by telling how he had met the professor and that he taught deductive reasoning. "Deductive reasoning? What's that?" His friend asked. "Here, I'll show you," the man replied. "Do you have a dog house?" "No" "FAG"