Mother who killed after son's tragic death says 'no-one will ever understand that horrific day' Making fun of Court. Judge falls for the story. Out on bail just laughing. No matter who a woman kills the Judge feels sorry for them if it be their baby, toddler, older child, boyfriend or relative.

A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?” “Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, Why would you think that? The tombstone back there said, “Here lies a lawyer an honest man.”

Small kid : Mom what happens when you die? Mom : Your soul will go to heaven. Small kid : No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?