What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds

What do you call alien life on Europa? European. Credit to Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Late Show

Four guys on a plane with three parachutes break the fourth wall. Four guys were on an airplane when it started to crash. Then they discovered there were only three parachutes. The four guys were Bill Gates, Bill Nye, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Ted Cruz. They argued over who got to use the three parachutes. Since the scientists and geeks knew this joke usually ends with the smartest guy in the world jumping out with an empty backpack, they decided to take Tyson's suggestion and throw Cruz out the …

From the man himself: What brand of gum does Neil DeGrasse Tyson chew? Eclipse.