An American, a Mexican, and a Russian... ...are all sitting around drinking. The Russian, drinking a bottle of vodka, finishes it and then throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it. The Mexican says, "Why did you do that holmes?" The Russian responds, "In my country we have a lot of those." The Mexican, drinking Tequila, finishes his bottle throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it. The American says, "Why did you do that?" The Mexican responds, "Oh, because we have a lot of those in my country." The American, drinking a Coors Light, chugs the rest of it throws the bottle in the air pulls out a gun and shoots the Mexican. The Russian says, "Why in the hell did you do that?!" The American responds, "Oh because we have a lot of those in our country."