What up Holmes? ~Watson

"I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor," Holmes said. "You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: ""Watson, look up and tell me what you see"". Watson said ""I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars"". Holmes: ""And what does that tell you?"" Watson: ""Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be as…

Watson and Holmes are returning from the lock-and-key shop where they've ordered an extra apartment key because Watson lost his. As they arrive, Watson bounds up the steps to 221B Baker Street and barges into their apartment as Sherlock Holmes follows him. ""I'll show you my deductions today Holmes!"", he says. ""I can deduce too!"" Sherlock Holmes shows him the only key to the apartment and says, ""What can you deduce from this key?"" Watson examines it. He says: ""The key has a speck of dirt o…