A maid wanted a salary raise Madam wanted 3 reasons why the maid thought she deserved a raise Maid: I can cook better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me! Madam: Ok, second reason. Maid: I can iron better than you. Madam: Who told you that? Maid: Your husband told me! Madam: Ok, and the third reason? Maid: I am better in bed than you. Madam's face swelled with rage. Madam: Did my husband say that?! Maid: No the driver told me. Madam: Lower your voice. Is 25% enough?