"Santa Claus"
A girl is sitting at the edge of a tall building, contemplating suicide on Christmas day. Santa Claus sees the girl and sits down beside her.
"What's wrong my child?" asks the man.
"I have no job, no friends and no one who loves me and today i'm reminded of this even more.. there's no point."
Santa Claus thinks for a moment and replies: "What if i were to grant you 3 wishes, would that change your mind?"
The girl's eyes light up and she asks for her first wish " I want a beau…