An American, A Canadian and a Boy scout are on a plane. The plane hits turbulence and is about to crash. the pilot comes out and says "The plane is going down. Everyone for himself!" grabs one of the remaining 3 parachutes and jumps out. The American says. "We're number 1 so i get to live" hastily grabs 1 of the 2 remaining chutes and jumps out. The Canadian looks at the boyscout and says "Im sorry things have to end this way... who gets the last parachute?" The boyscout replies "oh dont worry, the American grabbed my backpack"