It's a day before prom, and Jimmy realizes he still hasn't gotten his tux yet. So, he goes all the way downtown to the tux store and when he opens the door there's a huge long tux line. Apparently everyone in town waited until the last possible minute to rent a tux, which shouldn't be that surprising for a 17 year old boy. So he waits and he waits and he waits and finally he gets his tux when he over hears two boys talking about their dates and he thinks ""Shit! I need to get a corsage."" So Jim…

A drunk walked up to a cop on the street... A drunk walked up to a cop on the street and says ""someone stole my car!"" The cop replies, ""well, where did you leave it?"" ""It was right on the end of this key"" ""Well, you can head down to the precinct and file a report and we'll help you find the car."" ""OK, man"" and the drunk starts to walk away. ""Hey"", the cop says, ""before you head downtown you aught to do up your fly"" ""Oh, man"" says the drunk, ""they got my girl too!""

Stumbling Drunk A drunk stumbling down the street walks up to this cop and says, ""Man, somebody stole my car."" Cop says, ""Well, where was it last?"" Man says, ""Right here on the end of this key."" Cop says,""I dunno man. Why don't you head to the precinct house and report it there. They'll get you filled out with all the right forms and papers."" Guy says, ""Okay,"" starts to walk off. Then the cop says, ""Before you go downtown you're gonna want to zip up your fly."" Guy looks down and goes…

There's a drunk walking down the street... ...and he walks up to a policeman and says ""somebody stole my car!"". The policeman asks where it was, to which the drunk replied that it was right on the end of the quay. The policeman tells him to go down to the station and report the theft. As the drunk starts to walk off, the policeman says ""before you go downtown, you'd better zip up your fly"". The drunk looks down and says ""oh man they got my girl, too"".