Lone Survivor The rescue team finds the crashed airplane. The lone survivor is chewing on a bone,with a huge pile of bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked. He says ""You can't judge me for this, I had to survive."" The rescue leader says ""But, Christ, man ... your plane went down two days ago!""

There is a plane with a Pilot, a Lawyer, a Priest and a Kid The plane is going down fast but there are only three parachutes. so the pilot says ""I have a family and a daughter that are expecting me"" he grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The lawyer says ""well I'm the smartest man on earth so I have to live"" he grabs a parachute and jumps off. Now there is only one parachute left and the Priest tells the kid ""Kid, take the last one, I have lived my life"" The boy looks around the plan…

A blonde who finds herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane.. A blonde who finds herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just keeps bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offers her 10 to 1 odds, and says every time the blonde can not answer one of his questions, she owes him $5, but every time he cannot answer hers, he'll give her $50. The lawyer figures he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepts. The lawyer first…

Sole Survivor A rescue team arrives at the site of a crashed airplane to find only a single survivor. The rather haggard-looking man is found while chewing on a bone, with a rather large pile of human bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked. ""You can't judge me for this,"" the man says defensively. ""I did what I had to survive!"" The leader of the rescue team says, ""But Jesus Christ, man... your plane only went down yesterday.""