Scottish fellow skiing in Canada A Scottish guy went on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retired to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After four or five whiskeys he looked up and noticed a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. “What is that?” he asked the bartender. The bartender replied, “It’s a moose.” “Och!” the Scottish chap shouted back. “How big are the cats?”