Look ma, no hands. I was caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia :(

Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game.... Reasons are: 1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha. 2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to. 3. Queen is more powerful than the King. 4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory. 5. And....Most importantly, there's only one Queen

A Frenchman, A German and An Englishman are caught smuggling booze in Saudi Arabia! They are all ordered to be whipped and will receive 30 whips each, they ask the Frenchman what he would like on his back while he is whipped and he replies "" A cushion"" . After about 15 whips the cushion comes apart and the Frenchman is left screaming with a red back. Then they as the German what he wants on his back, he replies "" Nothing !"" he takes all 30 whips and does not make a sound. Next they ask the E…

Saudi Arabia... ...is on the United Nations Human Rights Council.