Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one

Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - Henry VIII

Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill

[February 12] Henry VIII: jeez walmart is out of cards, flowers and chocolate. She's going to kill me! Unless... [February 13] beheads wife